Zak

Zak, has a fucking huge ass dick. It is so big he tucks it into his sock , if Zak comes over to your house you know your mother or sister WILL wind up pregnant.

Zak, is that a cucumber in your pants?
No it’s my huge ass cock

by Billy Dikener12456 December 22, 2019

Zak

A nickname for Zachary, "Zak" is just as correct as "Zach, Zack, or Zac".
Is often annoyed when one spells his nickname as one of the three other variations.

Billy - Hey, how'd they spell your name on your coffee this time? *snicker*
Zak - Z A C K. God damn it.

by Boxmaker April 11, 2015

Zakked

The act of punching a shark in the face.

A shark was attacking me, but it swam away after I Zakked it.

by Z-Tango September 30, 2009

Zak

A beautiful, funny, and extremely nice guy. Who can be a class clown sometimes.

Zak is amazing! He's so admirable! I'm crazy about him!

by Tayler H October 02, 2018

Zak

Some random ass fucker.

Who the fuck is Zak?

by Megamind164 February 26, 2019

Zak

Someone who seems quiet and distant at first but when you get him talking it's like he can see right through you,
Is good at making you laugh,girls and realising problems that people have with each other.

wow he is such a zak

by Original me October 18, 2009

Zak

The most incomprehensibley zealous, amazing, lovable, ravishing, awesome, beast, legendary, legit, amiable, perfect, ravishing, fetching, and brilliant person you will EVER meet!

Zak is so awesome! I love him more than anything ever!

by Tarasayshi April 28, 2013