"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
this topic is so wanky
by lovechild56 April 7, 2010
Anything used to collect semen after masterbatory ejaculation. Such as towels, kleenex, old socks etc.
by Christoper M Norton May 12, 2006
"My internet usually runs smooth but today it's been acting a little wanky."
"I'd give you a ride but I don't know if my car is going start. It's been a bit wanky lately."
"I'd give you a ride but I don't know if my car is going start. It's been a bit wanky lately."
by mailboxfish October 4, 2011
Look At this guy, he is Wanki
by holysmoke June 17, 2005
the proprietory brand of paper handerchiefs found under the bed of a wanker ready for any nocturnal emissions to avoid the need to zoffle. individually wrapped in packets of 3 (Weekend Wankies) 7 (Weekly Wankies) and 25 (Cant Get a Girlfriend Wankies). Wankies are normally bought by men with extremely well developed biceps, poor eyesight and an unhealthy interest in librarys. NB Please note the health warning on the Wankies packet emphasising the need to dispose of used Wankies before the splooge genetically mutates and engulfs an area the size of New Mexico
" I can't wait for the weekend, I've got my bongomags, a tub of vaseline and enough Wankies to clog up the Potomac River"
by Bobman UK October 26, 2006
by i love kai February 9, 2022