Ubiquitous Porcupine 

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.

They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.

Ubiquitous Porcupine by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016

Ubiquitous fertility management

A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.

According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.

Ubiquitous fertility management by Uncle Dimma November 25, 2022

pubiquitous 

A word to describe when there are pubes left scattered around everywhere

Dave: "You can tell when GP is working, the toilet is pubiquitous"
Mark: "Does that mean there is shit everywhere"
Dave: <laughs> "No, you're thinking of poobiquitous. The difference is subtle but significant. Pubiquitous means there are pubes everywhere. I think that guy has some weird disease"
Mark: "Testicles"

pubiquitous by Harry Dixon-Balls April 23, 2008

ubiquitesque 

So common, it's gross.

Ubiquitesque Examples: SUV's. Obesity. Crocs.

ubiquitesque by Eric Byers April 6, 2008

Uniquitous 

A cross between Unique and Ubiquitous. The act of Uniquity is the act of spreading your uniqueness all over the land.

"His uniquitous charm could not be denied, as he charmed every woman in the room...."

Uniquitous by BMB+CEO November 10, 2009

ubicquitous 

Refers to how a smoker always has his butane lighter on hand.

The word "ubicquitous" could also mean that people all over the world are giving up cigarettes, and so these individuals have QUIT using their BIC lighters.

ubicquitous by QuacksO November 14, 2020

ubiquatious 

Present everywhere.
From latin "ubique" (OOH-bee-quay), meaning "everywhere".

See also omnipresent

The Christian God is said to be ubiquatious.
The Christian God is said to be omnipresent.

ubiquatious by Ravek March 20, 2004