tuba

another word for cocaine

see yeyo

i'm all skiied up on tuba!

by Beef October 14, 2003

tuba

a type of urinal, the kind you might find in most male bathrooms. a tuba is the kind of urinal that is lower to the ground for midgets, and an inconveniance for tall people. it usually has the most bacteria on it, so cotton swabs can be used to test for this. occasionally mistaken for a musical instrument.

Abigail: Emily, we just tested the tuba for bacteria and man is there a lot!
Emily: What, you mean like a urinal?
Abigail: Yeah!

The tall man was at a disadvantage using the tuba urinal.

by Beka Lioki January 06, 2008

tuba

Abv. for tub of. Usually used in a negative context.

You are one fat tuba lard

by swimmainia April 30, 2005

tuba

Something that fat boys with pimples play

Man tubas are for fat boys with pimples

by grandmaster September 07, 2014

Tuba

Individuals with this name are believed to have jovial nature, they are pretty, intelligent, smart-witted, humane and kind-hearted.

Tuba's are the ones with the caring nature, they are wanted by many but not had by all, they are the epitome of loyalty, faith, love and beauty.

'Oh mama! She's a tuba, I want nothing but her.'
'You're Lucky enough to find yourself tuba'

by Jummyy June 07, 2018

Tuba

Gods gift to marching band.

The lowest of brass instruments is the tuba.

by Mz.arnett October 13, 2017

Tuba

A low pitched intrument made for the bassline of a band. With out a good bassline the entire band would fall apart making tubas a main need for bands. Ive also included the following definitions
The case is perfect for hiding dead bodies
The instrument is perfect for ramming someone against a wall and beating the shit out of them litterally..

Bob: YOU FUCKING KILLED OUR WAITER WITH A GOD DAMN TUBA!
Tod: He came at me with a knife.
Bob: YOU ORDERED THE STEAK!
Tod: Thats... Not an excuse.

by theinvisibleman December 16, 2012