1. When someone is so upset that they rant and rave like a transient storm of lightning and thunder.
2. A sudden violent outburst of displeasure.
2. A sudden violent outburst of displeasure.
Lisa: What's wrong with Tom?
Carl: I don't know. Every time something goes wrong that douche breaks out a personal thunderstorm.
Carl: I don't know. Every time something goes wrong that douche breaks out a personal thunderstorm.
by Lele99 April 21, 2009
by smoove F May 22, 2010
A "dirty thunderstorm" is a type of sexual act in which someone sharts after having had their asshole jizzed in - preferably onto their partner's face.
"Man, things got crazy last night between Beth and me...she had a dirty thunderstorm after I came in her butt."
by MrHegemony September 3, 2008
this move is performed by a male as you stand over your partner while they are laying on their back. you attempt to finish yourself by giving them a facial, however, before you ejaculate you drop a massive lunker on them which resembles the thunder cloud. simultaneously or immediately after serving them your loaf, you ejaculate on them. the quick jolts of white semen shooting out of your spam javelin at their face, resembles the lightning.
this is more effective if you drink alot of guinness the night before, being that excessive amounts of guinness turns your shit black, like a real thunder cloud.
this is more effective if you drink alot of guinness the night before, being that excessive amounts of guinness turns your shit black, like a real thunder cloud.
kyle- "dude, bro! yesterday, the sharks lost so to feel better about it, i unleashed a major kentucky thunderstorm on courtney!"
aaron- "dude, fuck yeah bro!"
aaron- "dude, fuck yeah bro!"
by PARTY! November 30, 2007
Farting in someone's face (thunder), biting them in the neck (lightning striking), then peeing on the wound and their face (the torrential rain).
Transylvanian Thunderstorm
"Oh my goodness!!! She said there was a Transylvanian Thunderstrom out at their ranch last night."
---"Wow!!! I'd pity her if I didn't know she fed off that kind of degredation! I wish my wife was like her!"
--------"Thunderstorm? That's funny, not a speck of rain here... arent they just down the road???
"Oh my goodness!!! She said there was a Transylvanian Thunderstrom out at their ranch last night."
---"Wow!!! I'd pity her if I didn't know she fed off that kind of degredation! I wish my wife was like her!"
--------"Thunderstorm? That's funny, not a speck of rain here... arent they just down the road???
by streamofthoughts April 16, 2011
A: BRO I GOT HIT BY A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM!!1!!!!111!1!
B: HEY ME TOO I LOVE IT
A: POSTING IT TO MY SNAP
B: HEY ME TOO I LOVE IT
A: POSTING IT TO MY SNAP
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
Tom: *farts*
Ron: Dude that was loud...and reeks!
Tom: *farts*
Ron: You need to stop, thats nasty!
Tom: Sorry man, i had beans for lunch. *farts*
Ron: I didn't know a rotten thunderstorm was in the forecast.
Ron: Dude that was loud...and reeks!
Tom: *farts*
Ron: You need to stop, thats nasty!
Tom: Sorry man, i had beans for lunch. *farts*
Ron: I didn't know a rotten thunderstorm was in the forecast.
by 2much2do March 14, 2008