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Kentucky Thunderstorm 

this move is performed by a male as you stand over your partner while they are laying on their back. you attempt to finish yourself by giving them a facial, however, before you ejaculate you drop a massive lunker on them which resembles the thunder cloud. simultaneously or immediately after serving them your loaf, you ejaculate on them. the quick jolts of white semen shooting out of your spam javelin at their face, resembles the lightning.

this is more effective if you drink alot of guinness the night before, being that excessive amounts of guinness turns your shit black, like a real thunder cloud.
kyle- "dude, bro! yesterday, the sharks lost so to feel better about it, i unleashed a major kentucky thunderstorm on courtney!"

aaron- "dude, fuck yeah bro!"
Kentucky Thunderstorm by PARTY! December 29, 2007
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thunderstorm 

When giving someone a golden shower and you clap your hands simulating a thunderstorm
They call me the weather man cause I make thunderstorms happen!!!
thunderstorm by therealdicktracy January 9, 2012

Thunderstorm 

When you lie on the ground while multiple girls squirt all over you.
Got caught in a thunderstorm out behind the 7 eleven last night.
Thunderstorm by Jason Neis April 7, 2017

Transylvanian Thunderstorm 

Farting in someone's face (thunder), biting them in the neck (lightning striking), then peeing on the wound and their face (the torrential rain).
Transylvanian Thunderstorm

"Oh my goodness!!! She said there was a Transylvanian Thunderstrom out at their ranch last night."

---"Wow!!! I'd pity her if I didn't know she fed off that kind of degredation! I wish my wife was like her!"

--------"Thunderstorm? That's funny, not a speck of rain here... arent they just down the road???

rotten thunderstorm 

a series of loud flatulations (farts) that smell really bad
Tom: *farts*
Ron: Dude that was loud...and reeks!
Tom: *farts*
Ron: You need to stop, thats nasty!
Tom: Sorry man, i had beans for lunch. *farts*
Ron: I didn't know a rotten thunderstorm was in the forecast.
rotten thunderstorm by 2much2do March 14, 2008

asian thunderstorm 

When you cum on a girl's face and then lay a huge fart in her face.
Betty was not pleased when i gave her an asian thunderstorm in her mom's room the other day.

Mexican Thunderstorm

After eating a spicy mexican dinner, you spray your resulting diarrhea on your date's chest and face.
I told Janine I didn't like burritos but she made them for dinner anyway. So later that night I gave her a Mexican Thunderstorm and blew the place up.