The Google Cake is a Lie! 

The Google made the Google logo look like a cake at 27/9/2010 celebrating it's 12th anniversary!

But.... we all know... the Cake is a Lie!

-"Did you saw the new Google logo?"

-"Meh, The Google Cake is a Lie!"

The Google Cake is a Lie! by panikovliton September 27, 2010

The Google Knows All 

A common phrase used in the 21st century used to acknowledge how lazy you are and to tell someone to Google something.

"Bob, I looked up on the Internet when Groundhog Day is like you told me to. It didn't say anything."

"Are you sure you are using Google and not Bing? You know what they say, the Google knows all."

"Actually, according to Bing, nobody says that."

"Just Google it! The Google knows all."

The Google Knows All by qwertyuiop[]fghjjm March 14, 2014

The goggles! They do nothing! 

A "saying" that originates from sub-human animals (see also hipsters) who claim to like The Simpsons but can't be bothered to actually quote anything accurately. The CORRECT line is "My eyes! The googles do nothing!"

Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"

Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."

Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."

The goggles! They do nothing! by Bitch-monkey September 8, 2009

the goggles 

BEER GOGGLES!!!

Those are what you wear when they "see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person," and it looks good - or at least acceptable to you after consuming at least 9 beers.

But I'm going on my own tolerance here.

"No matter how many beers I pounded, he refused to become any less ugly. The goggles have failed me.

the goggles by MzMorbid April 13, 2006

consult the google 

When searching the internet for anything before making a decision either by yourself or in a group, it is always best to consult the google.

Scotty: I can't figure out where the best gentlemen's club is in the city, whether there is nearby parking, if it's best to uber in, if the area is safe, if the women are worth it, do the women offer more than lap dances, is it topless only, are they any promotions, is there a cover charge, cost of drinks, ambience...

Adam: Looks like it's time to consult the google

consult the google by Wilderness M.D. August 23, 2017

avataring the google 

The online derivitave of jumping the shark or nuking the fridge, due to Google launching a 3D avatar world on July 8th, 2008 on lively dot com.

a quote from the engineering manager:
"Of course, you can chat with each other, and you can also interact through animated actions. In our user research, we’ve been amazed at how much more poignant it is to receive an animated hug than seeing the text “hug”."

Seriously, if they could just stick to searches and not worry about hugs so much...

tommertron on Wednesday July 09 @ 08:39AM - The shark has officially been jumped at Google.

Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 09 @ 09:01AM - It's no longer refered to as "jumping the shark"; the prefered term is now "avataring the Google".

avataring the google by VulturEMaN August 1, 2008

Google the shit out of it 

When you aren't sure of an answer to a question, you Google the shit out of it to ascertain the answer

Joe: Was Vincent D'onofrio in Mystic Pizza or Full Metal Jacket first?
Toby: Mystic Pizza.
Joe: No way.......I think Full Metal Jacket came out first!
Toby: I am going to Google the shit out of it, and you'll owe me dinner at Oreganos when you're wrong.

Google the shit out of it by Sassygurrrrrrl December 6, 2009