Bumpkin

A kid named Christian that sits in the back of the Latin class playing fortnite.

You Estulte bumpkin!

by rock_your_ring_pop December 17, 2019

bumpkin

The impressionable individual that has been convinced to give a plumpkin.

Glen: Last night was so crazy, I even got a plumpkin!
Dave: Who was the bumpkin?

by Jamaram January 23, 2010

Bumpkin

A very short, very rotund spherical human.

"That guy is so short. And chubby-chub!"
"He's a Bumpkin!"

by Goosefillet February 22, 2015

Bumpkin

To get a blow job while taking a greasy crap ,Using x-lax, and have it splash out of the toilet onto the Head-giver's chin.

Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".

She gave me a bumpkin at Dave's house.

by Richard Crainum III February 10, 2005

bumpkin

When you drive out into the country outside your town and get high as hell.

The other night we took a bumpkin.

by kstan3 June 10, 2010

Bumpkin

A cute male or female you find yourself close to.

“Oh Kenny you’re such a bumpkin!”

by Andi Smith November 28, 2018

Bumpkin

Female Version of a lumpkin, Where a guy eats a chick out while shes taking a dump

I gave Mary a bumpkin last night

by Stevo#16 December 1, 2007