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The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern 

I did "The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern" in the Taco Bell bathroom.

The American Jack-O-Lantern 

On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."
I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.

9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit

A playful children's song that is actually about getting a blowjob at kennywood before closing time.
Yo I was with Jamie at 9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit.

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b 

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

The OJ Simpson 

A sexual act that takes place, where a male with a black glove fingers an underaged girl during her period. When the bloody glove is used as evidence in court, the defendant pleads innocent and pretends the glove doesn't fit him.
Aw shit, so that girl WASN'T 18? I might have to pull the OJ Simpson on my court date.
The OJ Simpson by Chuck D and Swan October 31, 2009

Kick you in the ojos 

Kicking someone in their 'eyes'. (saying it in a sarcastic joking manner.)

For someone who doesn't understand spanish, might think it as something different.
dude: Haha I always beat you at basketball!
dude2: I'm gonna kick you in the ojos!
Kick you in the ojos by jinx98 December 28, 2011