Straight Geezin

an action done by a young person who is wearing clothes that an elderly person might wear. i.e. Hawaiian shirts, socks and flip flops, straw hats, golf shirts, shorts above the knee, oddly coloured flower dresses or moo moos.

Bob: "Woah. You see that guy's shorts?"
Tom: "Yeah. Hes Straight Geezin."

Straight Geezin by CaptainKirkToEnterprise March 16, 2010

straight garbage 

without value, worthless,

"Kanye West - Yeezus CD is straight garbage"!

straight garbage by THEEDITOROFALLTHINGZ September 23, 2013

Straight Gabaaage 

Anything that is just plain horrible.

1.)Ken: That broad with the snaggle tooth wouldn't stop smiling at you last night. What was her deal?
Matt: Awe dude, she was straight gabaaage.

2. My NCAA hoop bracket is straight gabaaage.

3.) Girls that wear those mini, half-ass dungeree jackets that stop half way up their backs are straight gabaaage. Seriously, look at your fuckin' self.

Straight Gabaaage by schoener February 28, 2008

straight girl crush 

When a lesbian gets a crush on a straight girl. The term is usually associated with frustration and unsatisfied longing.

I know Kathy isn't a lesbian like me, but I can't stop fantasizing about her. I've got a bad straight girl crush.

straight girl crush by John Hoff April 19, 2008

straight-gay 

Usually reffered to males, a word to describe heterosexuals who jokingly partake in homosexual acts. Although the homosexual acts can go pretty far, they remain true to their heterosexuality.

"Karen, your boyfriend and his friends are so straight-gay. They keep fondling each others' nipples and threaten to tea bag each other."

straight-gay by Emilio May 13, 2005

straight gay man 

Coined by Sex and the City. While a gay straight man is an overcultured straight man (a metrosexual), a straight gay man is just a gay man who watches sports and won't fuck you.

The difference is sort of that between crayola's green-blue (blue with a green tint) and blue-green (green with a blue tint).

Hopefully he's a gay straight man and not a straight gay man.

straight gay man by copperboom May 23, 2007

Straight Gay 

The type of straight that enables you to be hot and steamy with the boys. You are can now think your besties (and paul) are hot. Kisses are ok, hugs are great and cuddles are better. (Shhhhh kisses are encouraged)

Im gonna go to Paul’s house to be Straight Gay on his couch.

Straight Gay by Big sexy 2.0 hot mama December 9, 2021