standard

Used to enforce impact on sentences of meaning.

Can be used the same way that some people finish a sentence with "full stop!".

person 1. you aint coming in! standard!

by Blakey2k8 March 25, 2008

standard

something that is ok, it's not heavy (good) and it's not long (bad), it's just standard.

friend: that car is so heavy
other friend: nah, that car is whack man, it's long
me: i think it's standard

by Meeko May 07, 2004

standard

what you call back at Kentucky Fried Chicken when a customer orders coleslaw and mashed potatoes as their sides for their meals

customer-"i want a breast meal original with mash gravy and coleslaw"
employee- "to go breast meal original standard!"

by crazyfacehair May 27, 2005

standard

1. Colloquial name for the penis

2. One standard drink

Boony has a 43-inch standard

Chuck us a standard, mate

by mmllkjhsd August 08, 2009

standard

The most ballinest mother fucker who ever lived!!!

T-mart: wheres standard at?
D: I think he went up stares to get Lo's shoes from alterations.

by bigtoysinc69 January 17, 2009

Standard

A term used to describe something that is so ordinary and expected to be like that, no one should expect otherwise.

Taz: I may be about 3 hours late to our 1 hour date.... So I may not actually make it at all.

Me: standard

by Ziceless October 14, 2016

Standards

1) An illusion(s) or a figment of the imagination created in order to prevent you from getting laid.

2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.

Dan: "I don't know if I can fuck her she's pretty ugly"
Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."

by TheGlueGunner December 11, 2011