Speared

drunk, high, blazed, blitzed, krunk, fucked up in any way

chillin at the hookah bar, blazing some rose cognac, ripped off your ass after doing several beer bongs you turn to your friend and say..."dude...im fucking speared!!"

by Kelly, Blake, Mike, Brandon September 8, 2005

spearing

when two people run from either side of a room, jump in the air and try to insert a genital into the other person while still in mid-air.

"i almost broke my dick off last night spearing the gymnastics instructor"

by yinzer412 November 6, 2009

Spears

To fail at life, generally suck, or just be a hoe.

Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.

Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.

So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.

Guy: you suck, you're such a Spears.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.

by MilesDavis January 10, 2008

speared

Fucked up....aka: stoned, drunk, buzzed, whatever the fuck you want.

Dude I'm so fucking speared off this rose hookah....

by Mike, Kelly, Blake, Brandon September 23, 2005

Spear

To give a particularly bad hickie.

"Did you see Ted's neck today? He got speared badly."

by AlexH October 23, 2006

Spear

Front protruding hair platform, generally supported with very small amounts of product. Spear collapses when the person wearing it sweats, or when it gets wet. The Spear is at its prime when first molded in the morning, and its shape shifts as the day progresses.

A: "My Spear is much better than Pauly D's hairdo"
B: "Oh, I know."

by spearfuheva January 22, 2010

Spearing

The act of waking your significant other by ramming your penis inside one of their orifices while screaming "Huzzah".

Girl 1: "Hey you look really tired today"
Girl 2: "Yea my boyfriend decided to try spearing me this morning"

by Dr Pepperoni March 10, 2015