Smuff

A molding of the two words small and stuff. Meaning any and everything that is small yet intriguing.

They recently came out with a miniature pig that you can keep as a pet, now that is awesome smuff!

by smuffed October 24, 2009

Smuff

A woman's vagina that is both dirty and hairy, a combination of a snatch and a muff.

"Yea she looked hot but she had a total smuff."

by Earthwreck24 December 10, 2009

Smuff

Fluffy smegma. Also known as dick cheese.

Bro: "she gagged and ran away?!"
You: "yeah because of my smuff"

by YassKwane February 11, 2017

Smuff

The fluff that gathers between toes, in bellybuttons, and has no known origin. Also used in Superhero Comics as an innocuous sound effect during punches.

Smuff! "Take that Korditch. Now no-one will know that I xxxxxx, am actually (superhero name), international playboy, multimillionaire."

by Elpiniki's arch nemesis March 25, 2010

smuff off

A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".

Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.

by lsukev January 13, 2008

Smuff

a person in power that doesn't do anything about climate change

Clive Palmer and Scott Morrison are smuffs

by LAWLORE February 22, 2022

smuff

smuff is what you get when you want some cute shit but you end up fucking in the end.

"Damn, Keith. Wanna smuff it up?"

by Alteanprincess June 25, 2017