smearing

Blatantly ignoring somebody on social networks by using emojis or stickers as a reply.

I've never had a full conversation with Brittany, she's always smearing! *smh*

by Ionlemonpoo September 4, 2014

SMEAR

A famous Los Angeles tagger turned gallery artist. He started killing the streets of LA hard in 1997 and has been painting canvas since about 2005. He's been featured in numerous Los Angeles Times articles, one of which revealed his identity (Cristian Gheorghiu) to the masses after a highly publicized graffiti arrest in 2009.

I was walking down Sunset and saw Smear tags like on fucking everything!

Are you going to the Opening of Smear's artshow on Friday?

by Slimey Sal August 13, 2011

Smear

Cocaine, baking soda, and water mixed up on a sheet of foil then smeared across the foil and smoked.

Person #1 Hey man what's up with this smear?

Person #2 This shit is getting me all jacked up!!

by TDynamite September 16, 2008

Smearing

When you're smiling and tearing up at the same time.

Sabrina was so happy that we wished her a happy birthday. She was literally smearing.

by mootlik January 25, 2019

smears

Smears is just another way of saying awkward.

Joe: Dude but I hope Brittney don't go if I go in Friday because Joe is gonna come. Then you prolly will, then she will. Then it will be kinda smears because I will be hitting on other girls...

by .meow.mix.69. May 5, 2011

smeared

Amongst the millions of slang terms for the drunken state of the average welsh person at around 11 on a saturday, you can stand proud as the most drunk you have ever been in any valley if one of your byts refers to you as smeared.

There is no higher (or indeed lower depending on perspective) state of drunken stupor

john: you know.. i've seen boys get wasted, blllaadered, maashed, trounced, monged and even coor-don-blluured. but i've never seen anyone get as drunk as my man G did last night. He was completely smeared!

julian: tsk tsk! thats just not criket is it simon?

john: Hmph.. its not even squash byt!

by doa88 January 26, 2007

smeared

a couple more drinks past fucked-in-half.
if you're smeared, you're gonna have to get peeled off the wall by your closest friends the next morning.

Rox showed up to the party 10 drinks deep. I served him a shit-ton more and kid got smeared.

by JackHammer October 27, 2005