JackHammer's definitions

smeared

a couple more drinks past fucked-in-half.
if you're smeared, you're gonna have to get peeled off the wall by your closest friends the next morning.

Rox showed up to the party 10 drinks deep. I served him a shit-ton more and kid got smeared.

by JackHammer October 27, 2005

fucked-in-half

see shithoused

really really drunk

Jack came over to the party and he was already fucked-in-half!

by JackHammer November 22, 2004

Weekend Dick

A dick that is smaller than vacation dick, but larger than boyfriend dick. It's not to long but is thicker than average.

I just started dating a guy with Weekend Dick, I can't take that everynight.

by Jackhammer June 17, 2016

chewgger

chink + jew + nigger

a slur used by rednecks in alabama

Quit acting like a chewgger

by JackHammer February 1, 2005

Weekend Dick

A dick smaller than a vacation dick, but larger than boyfriend dick. Is of average length but is thicker than normal.

I just started dating a guy with Weekend Dick, I can't handle it everyday.

by Jackhammer June 17, 2016