Beer shits

One somebody experiences the following morning after he/she has been drinking all night.

The bathroom has been quarantined due to a massive outbreak of the beer shits.

by Clm55 September 7, 2010

beer shit

After a night of drinking this is the painful shit. Usually it burns on the way out and requires a lot of effort, it also had some weird chemical that seems to give it both adhesive and cohesive qualities.

E.g. That was the worst Beer Shit ever. It burnt and took ages.

by ZebRollerAx7 January 2, 2005

beer shits

what one gets from drinking (1) lonestar beer.

damn i got lonestar syndrome! (beershits)

by alex January 18, 2005

beer shits

when one needs to deficate (shit) while drinking alcohol. most commonly occuring towards the beginning or end of drinking.

i'll be right back i have the beer shits

by Luchidizzle September 25, 2004

beer shit

When you drink so much beer your shit is turns into beer.

I got so shit-faced I took the nastiest beer shit!

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Beer Shits

when yur fucking a girl in the ass so hard that she shits herself when shes all waaaasted

"what's up you little filthy whore?... wanna get fucked in the butt?"

"yeahhh gimme doze beer shits der pal"

by PSYOUUUUUU October 15, 2008

Delayed beer shits

After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.

oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits

by Big Dogs Cock November 19, 2012