shes my toaster strudel

when you cum on her stomach or back like a toaster strudel

Bro1: Im tryna get laid by her, imma go talk to her real quick.
Bro2: nah you cant bro shes my toaster strudel.
Bro1: oh...

by YunngDaggerD July 2, 2017

SHE MY BUST IT BABY

1. Your girlfriend or boyfriend

Boy 1: its that your girl?
Boy 2: yup she my bust it baby

by D'mya February 3, 2008

stop she was in my biology class

When someone makes a joke about suicide you can say, "Stop she was in my biology class".

Did you hear about Meghan?

"STOP SHE WAS IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS!"

by GaryWinthrop69 April 21, 2017

damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

She smacked on my nut sack

MAle genetalie that has been toyed around wiht a female lifeform.

OH man dude she done smacked on my nut sack.

by billy bong thornton June 15, 2004

and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

by Wiseboy March 21, 2008

she succ me thru my jort

When a woman orally pleases a male through a pair of gym shorts.

"What did you do with Becky last night?"
"she succ me thru my jort"

by regionalatleast March 4, 2017