Getting stabbed 

I’m fucking bleeding everywhere oh god

“IM FUCKING GETTING STABBED OH GOD WHY OH MY MOM I STILL OWE HER LUNCH MONEY FROM LAST TUESDAY WAHT THE FUCK CLARENCE WHY DID YOU FUCKING STAB ME”

Getting stabbed by Jaxilla November 22, 2019

and then I totally stabbed some guy 

the new "and then i found five dollars"
an expression used to salvage a bad story

"so yeah i had this dream and you were in it and we were in this car but it looked really weird and there was a talking fish and it was just like...woah......"

-silence-

....and then i totally stabbed some guy

and then I totally stabbed some guy by plastic_tree October 19, 2006

Stabbed 

When a male has "got it goin' on". In other words, he's got the entire package- looks, smarts, skills, killer personality, everything.

Girl 1: "I met a boy thats hot, going to Northwestern and loves to cook. Too good to be true, he must be gay or something."

Girl 2: "I dunno Northwestern boys are usually preeetttyy stabbed...."

Stabbed by brucewaynebrady July 9, 2011

Slabbed

To be be fucked up or to be fucking a bitch.

“Bro I slabbed the shit out of Vanessa last night”.

Slabbed by Rickin rankin February 5, 2019

Scabied 

(Past Tense) - The practise of having someone expend far too much time and effort trying to mildly inconvience you. The phrase originates from the NinjaWars.net online gaming community, after one of their more active nuisances.

That red car in front's been going too slow for an hour now! I think they've just scabied me!

Scabied by HuManNinja September 15, 2008

stabbedomen 

What the abdomen becomes following violent stabbing action

"Man did you hear, Mark got mugged in the park last night."
"Oh shit, is he alright?"
"Well, he's got a stabbedomen now."

stabbedomen by deadheadyates September 6, 2016

Scabbeldabbledobad 

A word that describes when you jump off a cliff and fall into a giant pool full of cheesy pudding and patrick star is watching you at the bottom yelling "Do a FLIP!"

"I just saw a guy do a scabbeldabbledobad"

Scabbeldabbledobad by Never gonna give you up 45328 June 4, 2022