Roadkill

The female equivalent of road head. When a female receives oral sex while she drives.

You have to be like spiderman to preform roadkill while your bitch is driving!

by roadkill4life March 11, 2011

Roadkill

A girl who is tottaly flat wqith no boobs or ass So she is flat like roadkill

James: Crystal is like roadkill
Austin/Doug: Yeah
James: omg Lets call her roadkill

by James11111 January 21, 2006

Roadkill

Something different to eat at dinner.

Boy: Mom, Dad, this is great meat! What is it? Beef? Veal? Chicken?
Dad: Actually no, son. It's roadkill!
Boy: Cool!!

by mshappy June 23, 2003

Roadkill

The state of being a defender is in after attempting to tackle Larry Johnson. Larry Johnson is a beast, and will lower his shoulder and drive through any tackle. Anybody who comes in his path is sure to taste turf. This is not an opinion; it's a proven scientific fact.

Did you see that pesky little OLB try to bring down Larry Johnson? They need to bring the medics out now, cause he's roadkill.

by Tfolt October 17, 2007

Roadkill

A snack or other food that is totally devoured while driving somewhere.

Even though she wasn't trying to, Erica made roadkill out of that bag of Cheetos on her way to Boston.

by Icametogetdown September 19, 2014

Roadkill

Anything that's not on your team in Halo when you get in a Warthog.

Also noted to cause several rather amusing side effects in the victims, such as ragequit, tantrum, retardism, and banshee whoring.

Kouen: "ROADKILL!"
teh_sniper: "wtf j00 fukin n00b j00 wan me over!"
Kouen: "well, maybe you shouldn't be such a fucking camper, and you wouldn't be such an easy target. tool."

by Kouen August 31, 2008

Roadkill

Lurves the cock

Roadkill lurves the cock

by Seaweed April 10, 2003