relationship

A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars, and other valuable things in exchange for sex.

i gave tiffany a really expensive diamond for the aniversary of our one year relationship last night.

yeah but did you get laid?

you know it!

by AZX3RIC September 21, 2005

The Relationship

'The relationship' refers to one's partner, usually female but not exclusively, whether it be girlfriend, fiancée, wife or their male counter-parts. As long as said partner is more than a passing fling then they qualify as 'the relationship'.
To be used as an alternative to your partners name as well as my/the missus, partner, wife, girlfriend, etc.

Sam: "So who's coming around for drinks?"

John: "Jimmy, Sandi, Graeme, The relationship, Will and Laura."

Sam: "That's a cool shirt. Where did you get it from?"

John: "Not sure. The relationship got it for me."

by Cam-Face October 19, 2011

Relationship

a trap

relationship

by Exjordanary January 20, 2009

relationship

The Ability To Put Up With Somone Elses Bullshit, Usually Of The Opposite Sex, For a Long Period Of Time.

Also See: whipped,hopeless,onegina,fucked

"You Know What Else Is Crazy?","This Relationship"

by DiabloTM December 1, 2005

relationshipped

The state of being in a relationship.

Ian: What would you do for this Toblerone?
Elizabeth: I'd totally sleep with you.
Ian: ?!
Elizabeth: I'm totally kidding, I'm relationshipped right now, I can't be doing that.

by Ginger59 October 16, 2007

Relationship

The most un-sturdy and uncertain vessel to navigate through any ocean of the heart. While the warm winds of prevailing love and romance blow favorably through its sails, this un-seaworthy vessel steers ahead with pride and promise. But upon hitting rough and stormy weather, too often the relationSHIP flounders and sinks.

If you've yet to experience a relationship, then an example will do little to help you understand.

by nethcev! August 18, 2006

relationship

A form of manipulation or control.

That nigga got in dis relationship, he whipped cuh.

by loser2.0 October 26, 2011