Reaper's Share 

Alcohol that mysteriously goes missing when the drinker is getting extremely tired and / or intoxicated.

What happened to Don's last two beers? Was that the Reaper's Share?

Reaper's Share by Shames September 25, 2017

Reaper's Run 

A voyage in Sea of Thieves (a popular Microsoft exclusive title developed by RARE) that can haul in more loot than any regular run purchased from Order of the Souls, Gold Hoarders, or Merchant Alliance. A Reaper's Run, if done correctly, can earn you unique prizes as well.

K got the Glowing Reaper Sail from a Reaper's Run

Reaper's Run by DaddySauceKing March 20, 2019

Reader Despair Syndrome 

Anxiety caused by not keeping up with one's Internet reading, particularly longer articles and a flood of tweets.

Man... Reader Despair Syndrome... 100 plus new tweets every 10 minutes.

Reader Despair Syndrome by rperazag June 20, 2010

The Shadow Reader 

The Shadow Reader is an American YouTuber that makes horror-centered videos, specifically creepypastas as well as other content including rants. His YouTube channel currently has over 17,000 subscribers and 6 million video views as of April 2019.

}Joseph}: Yo Wanna, Watch The Shadow Reader?
{me}: Fuck yes!-

The Shadow Reader by [e-mail] August 17, 2019

Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653 

Sargent Will's Personal Message: Tracking of the 863 Code on the area of 99,635,6531

Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.

Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent

Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****

Sargent Will's Personal Message: I understand and i will do everything in my power to not let this get out

2/23/12
6/14/16
8/29/20
12/24/21 Code Reader

Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653
01001011101001010101001010101010101010100010101010101010100100101010100101010110110010101001010101010101010100100101100101010101001001110100101001010110010101101010101010100101010110101011000
Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923

010011010110010101010101010110

Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653 by BigDaddyChode69 May 6, 2021

screen reader

a computer program that allows a blind or visually impaired person to use the machine by interpreting the text that appears on the screen and transforming it into a voice that can be heard through the speaker.

anny: tomorrow i will go to miami and visit my best friend. i will write an email to her tonight. jim: how can you write an email if you're blind? anny: well, i have a screen reader installed on my computer, so i can listen to everything i type and every message coming from the system.

screen reader by george blind June 21, 2010

Shirt-reader 

An obnoxious person who stands in front of you when you're in a rush and takes forever to read whatever whimsical graphic tee you happen to be wearing that day out loud to you (as if you didn't know what your fucking shirt said).

Neill: I was late to Biology the other day, and to make matters worse, some shirt-reader got in my way and took forever to read my Jesus shirt to me.
Kristy: Which one?
Neill: The one that says BRB.
Kristy: Douche.

Shirt-reader by Fenix_451 November 22, 2009