prize cunt 

someone who has elevated themselves beyond being worthy of just being refered to as a regular cunt, to that of being worthy of earning an award, or medal, due to their extended concentration or consistency of cuntishness.

my boss is a walking talking arsehole, a prize cunt

prize cunt by Scottie2Hottie May 4, 2006

pull it sir prize 

semen

The young journalist realized he had been tricked when the critic, now spent, mocked him saying, "there's your pull it sir prize."

pull it sir prize by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

Neustadt International Prize for Literature 

The Neustadt International Prize for Literature is a biennial award for literature sponsored by the University of Oklahoma and its international literary publication, World Literature Today. It is widely considered to be the most prestigious international literary prize after the Nobel Prize in Literature.

Harvard was so pissed off that OU produced the Neustadt International Prize for Literature and they didn't.

Plus, OU still has a better football team.

Neustadt International Prize for Literature by quesondriac March 24, 2010

pricedure 

To pleasure yourself. Original founder Josh Price.

Omg, did you see Josh Price priceduring in class? The teacher didn’t even notice!

I always pricedure in the morning.

pricedure by Ganesh Karimisetty April 19, 2020

Briggsy Prize 

An art prize for artists too obscure and ludicrous for even the Turner Prize. Entrants for the Briggsy Prize have included a lamb chop stuffed inside a small child's mitten, the word "talent" written on an Etch-a-sketch and a Christmas card torn in half next to a copy of the Scunthorpe Yellow Pages.

Art critic: What piece are you currently working on?

Artist: I've got a polystyrene box which I've painted purple and filled with baked apples. It represents the pain and despair of missing a phone call when you're in the shower.

Art critic: Should make the shortlist for the Briggsy Prize.

Briggsy Prize by Colin Cummerbund December 14, 2006

primed 

enthusiastically ready for something, stoked

dude I am so primed for that babefest at Kristy's tonight!

primed by bonzai February 23, 2005

Priced 

To get curved by someone; to get led on by a female for an extensive amount of time

Damn bro, Richard got priced by Charlotte.

Priced by Tyler Gilman April 20, 2018