1. they deserve each other; he's a douche and she's a pocket.
2. he's so cute, i could just
pick him up and put him in my pocket.
3. if i forget that i'm wearing a
skirt, just elbow me and say "pocket."
4. friend #1: i don't want to carry a purse, but i can't fit all my
stuff in my pocket.
friend #2: you ARE a pocket.
friend #1: actually, yes, and so are you.
friend #2. aw, thanks. love you, too.