pms

Most people use PMS as a scapegoat to act like a total bitch, PMS really means portable missle system, something of mass destruction. The mas destruction got linked to pre menstural sydrome so thats how PMS came to be used as it is today

*guy*-Holly shit she's got pms!!!!
*guy 2*-Damn it she's gonna destroy the house

*Girl with pms*-I'm outta damm, where the hell can i reload.:-D

by PAki Chan June 26, 2005

pms

Psychotic Male Syndrome

for when guys go through their "time of the month". trust me, it happens.

girl: hey whats up?
guy: get the fuck away from me.
girl: damn must be pms.

by xo alwaysbeLIEve October 26, 2006

pms

you dont wanna know.... lets say somethings are better left unsaid..

Pre mentrile syndrom aka MANS WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

Its that time of the month again!!! Julia is pms-ing run for your fucking life before she rips your head off and feeds it to the dogs!

by Mark the pimp November 26, 2004

pms

1. Permisable Man Slaughter
2. Putting up with Men's Shit
3. Pissing of My Spouse.

The reason of the death of her husband was pms.

by Genny April 29, 2004

pms

acronym for pre-menstrual syndrome. characterized by extreme anger and aggressiveness.

many girls like to use this as an excuse to be an asshole. i mean, come on, i dont have to see used pads or tampons to know that a girl physically cannot menstruate most every day.

while i understand that girls could be feeling shitty about menstrual cramps, and i understand that pms is a real thing, i think only a fucked up whore uses pms as an excuse for bitching.

by unusu-al May 16, 2004

pms

pissed at men syndrome

Dad to son: Do you know what PMS is?
Son: Dad, I'm not a little kid anymore. Means "pissed at men syndrome."

by TaylorFTW August 1, 2012

pms

Permissible Man Slaughter
You know, and if you don't know you're probably an ignorant man like the rest of us wish we were.

Dude my girlfriend's awesome except for each month when she gets her license for pms.

by floccinaucinihilipilification March 18, 2008