Paradox 

The shipping of Sheldon Cooper and Penny off "Big Bang Theory", even is the name of the fanfiction community on Livejournal

Me: What shipping do u support on Big Bang Theory?
You: I'm an Leonard/Penny Shipper
Me: I'm an Paradox shipper (grins)
You: What's that?
Me: The pairing of Sheldon and Penny... they're such a paradox, therefore the ship name.

Paradox by PurpleOrchid85 November 14, 2010

paradox 

A pair (i.e. 2) of ducks.

I went to the farm and slaughtered a paradox.

paradox by Cunningest Linguist October 2, 2006

Paradox 

Two structures built over water, designed for boats.

They docked the two ships at the paradox.

Paradox by effariG May 30, 2018

Paradox 

A website created by a teenage girl (Online name: Soloria) for her and her friends to roleplay on. Generally one of the only original roleplay websites on the internet.
URL: Paradoxrealms.webs.com

Soloria: Hey, May, no one's gotten on Paradox today!
May: Jonah said she'd be online later. Chill out...

Alex: Hey, you seen Avel on Paradox lately?
Soloria: Ya, he was on earlier. He showed me the wonders of Meatspin.
Alex: Meatspin? Wassat?
Soloria: <link>
Alex: WTF AHHHH
Soloria: Now, let's rp.
Alex: Fine... ;___;

Paradox by Triumphant Queen of Everything March 28, 2012

paradox 

Something that is both right and wrong. Something that contradicts itself, and usu. thereby proves a thesis by refutation or instantiation.

If I went back in time and killed my mother, then I would be dead. But I would never have been able to go back in time to kill my mother if I died.

paradox by anycon June 23, 2003

Paradox 

Conflicting thoughts or ideas within the same person

I'm in a paradox about the quality of Georgia peaches

Paradox by Hahimrightbitch123432 February 12, 2019

Paradox 

A shot consisting of one part kaluha, one part goldschlager, and one part malibu. It is a potent shot, used only to consume the last quanities of alchohol in your house as so your future self does not return home in order to consume it, thereby lessening the chance of a time-space paradox.

Man1: "Yo I think our future selves are confusing our friends and might stop by to drink the last of the booze."

Man2: "Shit, then we better make a quick round of paradox shots as so they don't show up."

Man1: "Bitchin."

Future Man 1: "Fuck, we drank the last of the booze."

Future Man 2: "Well, no use in going back to the house then."

Paradox by Nads The Great February 21, 2010