new yorker

a toothbrush wit 2 blades at the end usually founded in jail. When somebody gets slashed across the face and when the doctor tries to stitch up one of the cuts the other opens up wider.

That nigga pablo got a new yorker across his face

by Arsenio November 13, 2005

New Yorkerization

The process of becoming a New Yorker.

if you haven't started already, your New Yorkerization requires a disciplined daily reading of the new york times and the new yorker magazine.

by joegibbon2 December 30, 2010

New Yorker

You grew up with “it’s 10pm, do you know where your children are?” . Going to school even in blizzards because we are tough and can handle a little snow. You enjoy cups of cawfee sittin on your stoop.

Angela, oh my gawd! Yo son, it’s mad brick out hea got places to go cuz I’m a New Yorker

by Princess of New Yawk June 23, 2018

The New Yorker

The act of crafting elegant prose with one's penis on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin worked diligently at The New Yorker to the surprise of all his peers online.

by Marc Mushroom October 19, 2020

New Yorker

(prop n.) 1. A resident of New York. 2. Someone who can speak Profanese. 3. A damned ornery person. 4. Someone who can't pronounce the name of their own state.

"Hey, where are you from?" "I'm from New Yawk." "Where?" "FOGEDDABODDIT!"

by Razukin December 01, 2002

New Yorker

Someone who is from New York City or Long Island.

Yes, Upstate New York is part of the state and technically they are New Yorkers, but when someone says "I'm a New Yorker." people generally think NYC or LI.

Guy 1: I'm a New Yorker.

Guy 2: Oh, you're from the city?

Guy 1: No, I'm from Syracuse.

Guy 2: ...You're not a New Yorker.

by A Real New Yorker August 06, 2011

New Yorker

Anyone from, or anyone who lives within the state of New York. This includes both upstate and downstate New York. Texans come from Texas; Californians come from California & New Yorkers come from New York.

Person One: You know Steve?

Person Two: Yeah, he just moved here from Rochester, NY.

Person One: Oh, I didn't realize he's a New Yorker.

by Surrounded by dolts December 30, 2011