Is having a large long turd that the end sticks up out of the water resembling the Loch Ness Monster.
by sfrydaddy7 January 30, 2010
a. A serpent-like monster rumored to be living in Loch Ness.
b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.
b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.
a. Oh my God, I just saw Nessie poke her head out of the loch!
b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.
b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.
by Vikizao August 2, 2008
She's abserlutely gorgeous, wouldn't change her for the world!!you really need to see someone as hot as her!!
god your so fucking gorgeous!
by Nessy's Admirer April 14, 2004
by Ze Invisible M@n February 8, 2012
A friend that never comes out to social events. Because they are either a homebody or are pussy whipped.
by Merv Mervson September 12, 2014
Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures
by Prophets Of Norris! September 7, 2009
“You’ve been Nessy-ed!” is the term used when you unwittingly make eye-contact with the person in the office that tells repetitive stories in a mono-tone voice. You have already heard the stories several times during the course of the morning and have waited until given the all-clear by your colleagues that it is now safe to enter the kitchen. Too late, she has already spied you and you are now drawn into the mind-numbing adventures of caravans, mini-cooper rallies, pet chiwawa, not forgetting the recent perilous tales of having cortisone injections into her frozen shoulder. This experience is comparable to stories of water-torture endured during during the 16th Century.
by funnyas May 21, 2009