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“You’ve been Nessy-ed!” is the term used when you unwittingly make eye-contact with the person in the office that tells repetitive stories in a mono-tone voice. You have already heard the stories several times during the course of the morning and have waited until given the all-clear by your colleagues that it is now safe to enter the kitchen. Too late, she has already spied you and you are now drawn into the mind-numbing adventures of caravans, mini-cooper rallies, pet chiwawa, not forgetting the recent perilous tales of having cortisone injections into her frozen shoulder. This experience is comparable to stories of water-torture endured during during the 16th Century.
“Oooooo I bin ‘avin terrible trouble wiv me’ shoulder..!” Help! I've been Nessyed
nessyed by funnyas May 21, 2009
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aye bro i nessed some bud from my dad i can smoke you out
nessed by Teddis April 22, 2018
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Finessed but in a short-term to make yourself cooler
Ryan: Are you going to the beach on Wednesday?
Me: No
Ryan: ok

Me: Nessed I am going
nessed by T7_Blank August 12, 2018
When a person is humpped by a dog. No penitration is neccessary.
Greg: yo my dog started to hump me yesterday when I was tring to grab something from under the table.
Ryan: you got nessied bitch
Nessied by C money $$$$ March 30, 2009
aye bro i nessed some bud from my dad i can smoke you out
nessed by Teddis April 22, 2018
a short way of sayingfinessed
aye, I just ‘nessed dat grandma. WAY too funny.
nessed by liluzirouge_ May 8, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019