when something or someone is jacked up or looks like a hot mess. like if you were to sit on your sandwich and it got mashed.
'i dont want that one, its all munted.'
by Hiro April 27, 2003
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1 someone who is completely wasted on one of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Poppers or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol. Commonly displays symptoms of sweating, gnawing of the inside of the cheeks, gurning (often without realising it), inability to focus, barely capable/ incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together. 2 Past participle of verb, to munt.
Pete Doherty always looks completely munted.
by Katherine23 April 12, 2006
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the negative aesthetic of a person overall. the measurement of "muntedness" is done on a decimal grading system. 0.1 being least munted while 1.0 is at the highest end of the munted scale. the "muntedness" of a person can be increased by the consuption of drugs and alchohol.
that photo of your girlfriend from last night is 0.7 munted.
by 18Brigalow February 10, 2005
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to be a thoroughly roasted jelly head;

to have a lack of control over basic physiognomical functions
:"It soon became apparent that Berts´ turbot impressions were chemically assisted and he was disqualified immediately for being completely munted."
by j December 2, 2003
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Severely damaged or disfunctional. More often applies to an object rather than a person. Basically means ruined. Application to intoxication depends upon who you talk to, to me it does not apply this way. NOT an offensive word.
"I spilled a coke on my laptop and it is fully munted"
by Groote Matt of West Island November 3, 2006
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A mess, off your tits, talking cod shit to strangers!
Who is this sweaty stranger hugging me and telling me he loves me he is munted!
by will January 29, 2004
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M- Mentally
U- Unmistakably
N- Non intentionally
T- Taking
E- Excruciating
D- Drugs
I went hard last last night, i was munted
by trippin balls May 7, 2007
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