Ricer: Oh yeah I just got a loud muffler for my car so people will think my car is cool because it has a loud exhaust but I'm too poor to afford a real powerful car!
Me: ......You're an idiot.
Me: ......You're an idiot.
by Kevin Esser February 25, 2008
Get the Mufflermug. The process of preventing your female partners orgasmic groans from becoming too loud by applying another females genitalia to her mouth, hence muffling the moans.
- "Darling we've had noise complaints from the neighbours about your orgasmic moanings, how about we ask your twin sister if she'd like to do a spot of muffling?"
- "Dude, my missus is so loud when we get it on that I have to apply a muffler, which is pretty much a win win for me!!"
- "Dude, my missus is so loud when we get it on that I have to apply a muffler, which is pretty much a win win for me!!"
by Stu-muffler November 12, 2009
Get the Mufflermug. To celebrate their anniversary Carl & Janie ate at their favorite Mexican restaurant, which came back to haunt Carl when she accidentally gave him The Muffler.
by Dan Cortez March 26, 2017
Get the Mufflermug. by dspinner January 24, 2005
Get the Mufflermug. A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of one woman getting some pussy from another.
I was about to get some of that fine ass pussy over there until Paul came up and started talking about Star Wars again, he's such a muffler.
by Amanda Likes It That Way March 18, 2009
Get the Mufflermug. A man who farts up his nose while auto-fellating himself usually for sexual pleasure, but sometimes by accident
Ricky is in his room mufflering. I can't believe he can suck his own cock and then farts in his own face to kick it up a level.
by Sir Hampton July 05, 2010
Get the Muffleringmug. When you place an open can (coke, Dr. Pepper, monster, beer, etc.) in someone’s asshole, stab a hole in the bottom once placed, and shotgun the said substance.
by Ni99er_beater69 March 16, 2021
Get the The Mufflermug.