mooey cra

You would say this when you feel shocked or didn't know osmething was coming.

Did that seriously just happen? Mooey Cra

by Ben Marksberry February 9, 2005

pooey mooey

when you finger a girls bumhole then immedietly after finger their vagina and then shout pooey mooey and run away from them.

SLUT: wanna have sex?
MAN: yeah okayy..
*man then fingers bumhole then vagina*
MAN: POOEY MOOEY!
*running away*

by MR SPECTACULAR March 18, 2009

mooey mao

To place an ice cube into a vagina. This term is derived from the Spanish "muy mal," meaning very bad. However, while experiencing a mooey mao, actually exclaiming said phrase is made more difficult by the now icy vagina.

Oh Pablo! I love this mooey mao!

by anonymousmuchacha May 16, 2009

Gooey mooey

Female genital parts that have become exceptionally wet and sticky from Sexual arousal and or ejaculation.

After shagging her man for 3 hours she had a right old gooey mooey (wet and sticky vagina).

by Quiffsniffer July 3, 2017

dodgy mooey

A shady moustache. Linked especially to the 1980's.

Mr. Belvedere had a dodgy mooey.

by ney March 1, 2006

mooey moustache

A physical attack on a person involving the assailant presoaking a finger in his\her own anal sweat, then wiping said finger across the victims top lip.

The anal sweat deposited on the victims top lip can be notoriously difficult to remove, requiring vigorous scubbing with a tool such as a pumice stone or a nail brush. Plus the fact that the odour omitted is in such close proximity to the victims nostrils, a mooey moustache attack can be intense and prolonged.

by krisMedicine April 20, 2010

mooey

a cross between gooey and mushy. A "dry" gooey to the touch.

"My order of french fries felt mooey, and I couldn't eat them".

by MC-8trk July 6, 2018