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A sports player who, due to being very tall, suffers from uncoordination and struggles to bend down to pick a ball up.
(Ruckman/football player over 200cm fumbles the ball on the ground)
Fan: OMG, what an absolute log!
log by FootyFan21 August 8, 2010
Related Words
Logan Logan Paul log logic logang logging log jam Logger log splitter loge
Something to say when a joke isn't funny, instead of the common 'no' or an unimpressed look. Usually accompanied by a pause.
A:'why did the chicken cross the road'
A:' to get to the other side'
B:.....log

or

A: I have such a funny story, (insert unfunny story here)
B:.... log
log by ;) ilovebablake December 24, 2009
A freakishly large penis.
Man,he's got a log!
Log by Judge dredd7 May 28, 2011
The opposite of POG
Used when something un-poggers happen, it stands for Loss Of the Game
Damn i broke up with my gf, that's really log
LOG by Bottle_of_potatos March 12, 2021
1.a very fat man or woman
2.a pice of wood
3.a lazy person
1."mom look at that log"
2."can you walk across the log"
3."dad get up you log you"
log by toll2323 April 9, 2009
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!

It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.

Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...

BY BLAMMO!
LOG! as seen on the Ren and Stimpy show
log by Bud E Love May 15, 2003