What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.
Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...
BY BLAMMO!
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.
Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...
BY BLAMMO!
by Bud E Love May 15, 2003
Get the logmug. a very long, solid peice of shit. sometimes so large in gurth it makes one cry or grap thier ankles and really push.
by Jay May 10, 2003
Get the logmug. 1) After a stressful day, I enjoy sitting down and letting all my anxiety out through my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.
by Oprah March 11, 2003
Get the logmug. A pack of 5 tins of chewing tobacco that you buy from the store such as a gas station or grocery store.
by Matt Kilcoyne May 09, 2006
Get the logmug. Definition: cigarette.
variations include but are not limited to loggum shlog logga shlogga loggumbop shliggum shlig loag shloganopolis stoagie
variations include but are not limited to loggum shlog logga shlogga loggumbop shliggum shlig loag shloganopolis stoagie
by zbrown12 June 14, 2010
Get the logmug. 1.A brown oblong object, often found floating in a toilet, consisting of faecal waste. A turd. Especially a large one.
2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.
3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.
2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.
3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.
Person in need of a poop: "I gotta go 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."
by Goatlips August 19, 2008
Get the logmug. 1. A large piece of wood cut from a tree.
2. A Giant, Cylindric Poo that plugs the toilet.
3. Toy manufactured by blammo
2. A Giant, Cylindric Poo that plugs the toilet.
3. Toy manufactured by blammo
1. "I live in a log cabin"
2. " Holy Sh*t! That log hurt my butt a lot!"
3. It's Log, LOG, It's great, it's funny, it's Wood!"
2. " Holy Sh*t! That log hurt my butt a lot!"
3. It's Log, LOG, It's great, it's funny, it's Wood!"
by garythesnail2 October 16, 2008
Get the logmug.