a homophobic, transmofobic, racist country somewhere in Europe. people here are stuck in 1950s if not earlier.
here in lithuania we love šašlykai, cepekai, šaltibarsčiai and the best one - adidas marozai.
people here are grumpy and mad.
it rains here a lot, thats why it's named Lietuva (lietus-va as in rain-here)
we are trying our hardest to grow our gen z to not be as disrespectful as the rest of the people.
it's a really beautiful country tho.. you should visit vilnius old town or our forests (when the panini is over)
here in lithuania we love šašlykai, cepekai, šaltibarsčiai and the best one - adidas marozai.
people here are grumpy and mad.
it rains here a lot, thats why it's named Lietuva (lietus-va as in rain-here)
we are trying our hardest to grow our gen z to not be as disrespectful as the rest of the people.
it's a really beautiful country tho.. you should visit vilnius old town or our forests (when the panini is over)
by directioner928lol March 4, 2021
A country in Eastern Europe, that will celebrate a millennium of its name's mentioning in written history soon. Once the country has been a mighty principality and kingdom, repulsing all the mofos Mongolians or Germans. Then those illiterate fools Lithuanians, having one the most archaic language but even dukes still not being able to spell, mixed with Poles and degenerated into that shit that we are in now. We often recall that glorious past relating ourselves to it and dreaming of smth. that no longer exist and has no worth to us whatsoever. The same happened after 1991 Lithuania's struggle for independence. Years after that people still twaddle about Sajudis and patriotism, while the younger generation (along with some older people) doesn't give a damn and flee out of the country for good. Therefore our economy is colapsing despite a constant reassuring of our f..ked up government that it's booming but we allegedly aren't able to see that yet.
Inspite of that Lithuanians are rather smart, nice tempered people, they are inventive and industrious. Although Lithuanian literature and poetry is mostly crap, the language as I've mentioned before, is very old and beautiful, it's lectured all over the world at universities. The landscape is nice, the climate is very good (with all the seasons and without extremes regarding temperature). Food is fine, service is shit. But it's not an africa or smth., we have the Old Town and it's charming, the rest of the city (I mean the capital Vilnius, cause it's the only city in the state) is a disharmonious pigsty of ugly shooting "sky-f...king-scrapers" or view rapers to be precise. BTW, in the central square next to the Cathedral you can spot a funny monument of the Great duke Gediminas. I bet that somnambulist's view will make you piss your pants, the architect must've been drunk or sick while making up that. Perhaps both.
Now women. Well, in comparison with a German, a lithuanian girl is a beauty queen, but it's not the case if compared with a Pole or a Russian gal, the latter would be prettier. Lithuanians (that includes ladies too) are rather moody and not as sanguine as Russians (that's why we have the highest suicide rate in the whole damn world, if I'm not mistaken). That's all I have to say about my motherland.
Inspite of that Lithuanians are rather smart, nice tempered people, they are inventive and industrious. Although Lithuanian literature and poetry is mostly crap, the language as I've mentioned before, is very old and beautiful, it's lectured all over the world at universities. The landscape is nice, the climate is very good (with all the seasons and without extremes regarding temperature). Food is fine, service is shit. But it's not an africa or smth., we have the Old Town and it's charming, the rest of the city (I mean the capital Vilnius, cause it's the only city in the state) is a disharmonious pigsty of ugly shooting "sky-f...king-scrapers" or view rapers to be precise. BTW, in the central square next to the Cathedral you can spot a funny monument of the Great duke Gediminas. I bet that somnambulist's view will make you piss your pants, the architect must've been drunk or sick while making up that. Perhaps both.
Now women. Well, in comparison with a German, a lithuanian girl is a beauty queen, but it's not the case if compared with a Pole or a Russian gal, the latter would be prettier. Lithuanians (that includes ladies too) are rather moody and not as sanguine as Russians (that's why we have the highest suicide rate in the whole damn world, if I'm not mistaken). That's all I have to say about my motherland.
Hi, two beers and a girl please.
Party in here or take out?
I prefer drinking here, thank you.
I don't like Lithuania's flag, nor anthem.
Party in here or take out?
I prefer drinking here, thank you.
I don't like Lithuania's flag, nor anthem.
by Masiotas August 24, 2007
An imaginary land, where "Lithuanians" from the Lithuaniuvian cult say they have all spawned from. It is rumoured to only produce potatoes and beer.
by LOLOLOL54 December 6, 2010
Small Baltic country formally part of the USSR.
Flat and un-interesting place. Not so many Lithuanians there as they have left in vast numbers to better themselves in countries more developed than their own.
During WWII Lithuanians actively helped the Germans rid their country of Jews. For this reason you will not find many Jews there today. This is an event in their past they would like to keep secret but sadly it is a fact.
Lithuanians have little of interest to say. The national sport is basketball but this is rapidly being taken over by leaving Lithuania as the national passtime.
Flat and un-interesting place. Not so many Lithuanians there as they have left in vast numbers to better themselves in countries more developed than their own.
During WWII Lithuanians actively helped the Germans rid their country of Jews. For this reason you will not find many Jews there today. This is an event in their past they would like to keep secret but sadly it is a fact.
Lithuanians have little of interest to say. The national sport is basketball but this is rapidly being taken over by leaving Lithuania as the national passtime.
by undisclosed desires March 21, 2010
by Joke_is February 25, 2020
Very provincial type of country.
Nothing very special to watch and if you live there i advise to emigrate like i did
Nothing very special to watch and if you live there i advise to emigrate like i did
by Nale-RA July 23, 2008
Snazzy pants: Lithuania is a shit hole and they are too poor to use cars so they live on hot air balloons.
Baboi: (Knocks out Snaz)
Baboi: (Knocks out Snaz)
by Marcus Lane May 24, 2021