kirby

A girl who is willing to suck and swallow every guy she meets.
Call April, she a kirby, she capped off me, J, and Mac on her first day on da block.
by Lil Slim January 16, 2007
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kirby

1: A human of unusual size. You know what I'm talking about.

2: A pink tub of lard created by the twisted minds at Nintendo that has the ability to swallow stuff and gain strange and sometimes disturbing powers.

3: A person on a Roleplaying board who is addicted to pacifism and online cleanliness and therefore annoys the crud out of people whom they see are roleplaying something anywhere close to PG or higher. Commonly found on Neopets.
1. Uh oh, kirby at 3 o' clock! Run!

2. Kirby, you are one strange...thing.

3. That kirby just reported me becuase my RP character accidentally hit someone!
by Kazyan July 15, 2006
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kirby

An old video game character with the appearance of a big round pink ball.
Kirby can be used as anything. A noun, adjective, verb, adverb... ANYTHING.
It's mostly used as an insult or to describe how your feeling.
Oh dude last night at that party i got so kirbied. (drunk)
fuckin kirbies. (retards)
quit acting so kirby. (stupid)
hey man wanna grab some kirbies and go get fucked up? (beer/alchohol/girls/whatever you want it to mean.)
by NILESTYLE August 19, 2008
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kirby

A overweight person that eats WAY too much.
Zack: Can I have some more spagetti?
John: Dude, ur such a Kirby
by Ali Abdul-Rahman August 24, 2008
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kirby

A little fat-ass puffball thing that constantly eats food. And floats around like some gay fairy.
Wow dude that guy was a total kirby

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by brandvid May 04, 2019
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kirby

he is the sickest lad in the world with a massive slong and any girl would die to be with him
i wish i was kirby
by brookes me bae March 04, 2016
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kirby

London slang. A derogatory term for a certain type of person from Australia, New Zealand or South Africa who now lives in the UK. More often used to describe women but can be applied to men. Can also be used to describe the places frequented by Kirbys.

Kirbies are very fond of alcohol and/or drugs and all the associated behavior. The women are usually blond (or died blond), horribly slutty and have an unpleasant bitchy attitude. The men are usually large rugby playing types (or wanabees) often with blonde hair, very predatory towards women and sometimes quite aggressive.

This word originates form a short lived UK TV show called The Last Chancers which featured a character called Kirby who was as described above.

Note on usage: This word could be considered very offensive as it shows a complete ignorance of the difference between three very different counties.
Alex: I'm not really liking this bar much.
Lauren: I know it's proper kirby.
by Last Chancer November 06, 2008
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