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Kangaroo 

An obsessive female who won't "hop" off your shit.
Bro: Hey bro that Kangaroo won't hop off Joe Maroun's dick.
Bro 2: Yeahh nigga she's been on his jock foreverr!
Kangaroo by JRoun November 30, 2010

Kangaroo 

A person that you like that always seems to hop away whenever you are in reach of them. A person that you like that slips away at every close chance
I was going to ask her out, but then she had to leave to class, shes such a kangaroo
Kangaroo by kioki_mako February 16, 2009

kangaroo 

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and taking a shit. INCREDIBLY hard to clean, a great practical joke at parties.
"omfg guys whos the dirty cunt that kangaroo'd up my dunny?"

*snicker*
kangaroo by raev September 16, 2005

Kangaroo 

A woman with little in front but plenty of booty in back
My friend Gina is a kangaroo,she doesn't have much for titties but her ass more than makes up for it
Kangaroo by esjay June 10, 2006

kangaroo 

An unintended erection in an institutional environment. Which results in attempts to fix it so it does not jump out.
"Dude could you pass the papers out for me? I got a kangaroo situation."
kangaroo by mrs. jenny mowgli March 4, 2009

kangaroo 

A person who is so large that they could hold a person in their fat as if it were the pouch of a kangaroo.
Dude check out that kangaroo, you could fit a whole Vietcong village in her.
kangaroo by Berninator 5001 July 19, 2007