Ask Jeeves 

A search engine used for looking up information on the internet. Unfortunetly, Jeeves is not as good as Google, you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly sexy in his Halloween costume.

Little Merle: I typed in "Russian Goods and Services" and all I got were mail orded brides. Hmm, that one looks pretty decent, actually...Where is all the real information that real people need?!
Little Alvin: Try Google, it's way better!

Ask Jeeves by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 7, 2004

Jeeves

Name of butler in any rich person's house.

If you name your son Jeeves, he will be doomed to a future of butlery.

Jeeves by Bastardized Bottomburp June 6, 2003

ask jeeves 

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.

Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...

ask jeeves by Cloud November 27, 2004

jeezed 

to get ripped off

"swiss chalet jeezed me with my coupons!"

jeezed by mel_a December 28, 2008

That's what Jeeves said

a proper response to any sort of homoerotic reference or innuendo

Person 1: I don't like it from the top, I like it from the back.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

Person 1: This is gonna be so long and hard.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

etc.

That's what Jeeves said by 2410 April 27, 2008

A Jeeve Minute 

A jeeve minute is, when someone say's, i'll be there in 5 minutes and takes them 25 minutes to get there. 1 Actual minute is 5 jeeve minutes.

Be there in a minute... "5 minutes later" 'thought you said you were right outside' I said give me a minute. 'Bro it took you 5 minutes kid' took me a jeeve minute my bad.

A Jeeve Minute by Shadowisle July 23, 2010

Weed Jeeves 

When a significant other caters too your marijuana needs and wants

Jasmine wakes up and says to Scott "bong"

he immediately without hesitation grinds some fresh kush and packs a bowl for her. Then proceeds to stand around like a butler named Jeeves. I.E. Weed Jeeves

Weed Jeeves by sacsmine October 21, 2011