jamster 

Annoying little shit-tard of a mobile phone/ring tone commercial company that has taken over the world and infected our homes and the streets with the ever annoying "crazy frog"! jamster likes to appear on T.V every 2 minutes with its creepy necropheliac frog with a teeny prick and a retard helmet singing like a freakin grand prix race. Crazy frog (aka Axel F) has even made it to #1 here in Australia and in the UK music charts!!! (sad but true! ) aghhh...god help us!!!!

bing bing baaawww baaww baww...ding ding ding dading ding dawwwg dawwg!!!!!

FUCK! CRAP! SHIT!!!!!! I can't get it out of my head!

jamster by u r cool September 14, 2005

jamster 

Ringtone, wallpaper and other crap internet business which
targets children and then makes it incredibly difficult to
unsubscribe from their service. Texting STOP doesn't stop them from stealing money from your mobile.
Want to get back at Jamster ?
Got broadband ?
get something called wget (free, part of cygwin) and
set up a loop that continuously does
wget -r www.jamster.com
or wget -r www.jamster.co.uk
Waste their bandwidth. Hit them in the pocket!
Get enough people to do this and they'll get the message.

Jamster steals money from kids

jamster by Nyebodnye December 31, 2005

jamster 

Retarded cellphone ringtone provider with irritating commercials and VERY unfunny songs and sounds. People who have ordered ringtones from Jamster can be found on the short bus or working in Wal*mart.

"ANSAR DEE FONE YAWANNA ANSAR DEE FONE!"

"Where muh baby daddy at? WHERE HE BE?"

jamster by Chernorizets Hrabr January 19, 2005

Jamster 

CRAP Ringtones, stupid annoying frog, god they should GET A LIFE! I hope some hackers come along and destroy Jamster's websites all over the world!

Need i bother giving an example, they air TV ads on all channels, and when people download stuff to their phones, they are put on a list without them knowing about it to recieve messages at something like £1-£1.50 a message i might add, it's a HUGE SCAM! Jamster, you have been rumbled thanks to an Urban Dictionary user

Jamster by I_hate_Jamster! August 9, 2005

jamster 

you can sum up jamster is aprox. 1 word. here ya go

'bullshit.'

"I got a new jamster ringtone"
"You die now."

jamster by james t April 13, 2005

Jamster 

CRAP Ringtones, stupid annoying frog, god they should GET A LIFE! I hope some hackers come along and destroy Jamster's websites all over the world!

Need i bother giving an exaple, they air TV ads on all channens, and when people download stuff to their phones, they are put on a list without them knowing to recieve messages at something like £1-£1.50 a message i might add, it's a HUGE SCAM! Jamster, you have been rumbled thanks to an Urban Dictionary user

Jamster by I_hate_Jamster! August 10, 2005

Jamster 

Name you give to someone who is really annoying or just being stupid, all the time.

That guy is such a Jamster.

Jamster by Franklin, Benjamin March 18, 2009