General Jackoff

General Jackoff

a derogatory remark and label on an individual

Def# 1 Some one of utter laziness apathy and/ or contempt on a large scale for anything or everything - such as work, the home, or school.

Def# 2 an asshole, some one who is utterly careless and or oblivious to another’s feelings in a difficult or painful situation.
Some one who puts there own well being and feelings way before someone else’s especially during a difficult situation.

Def #3 A pervert, peeping tom, or stalker. someone obsessed with voyeurism.
some one who pauses a video image to see in they could sneak a peek of a news broadcaster’s nipple, or goes to the mall to ogle women.

Def# 4 Some one obsessed excessively with sexual oriented media - pornography, nude photos, underwear adds on TV or news paper, ect.

Def#5 some one who masturbates to excess.
“ Hey General Jackoff ! are you ever going to do your work, or did you think you were getting paid to fuck off”?

Good going General Jackoff, it wasn't bad enough that she got her heart broken, so you had to open your big mouth”!!!!

“Don’t sprain your wrist, General Jackoff” .
by Drain Bammage November 09, 2008
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Jackoff Shower

The act of using a shower as an exuse when you are with a crowd when you feel the irresistable need to jackoff.
The movie made Hunter so horny but he was with Canaan and Joey, so he took a jackoff shower.
by Che Guavera August 07, 2011
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jackoff sock

A sock for which the male humanoid ejaculates into when masturbating
When the contractors came over to work on my house they accidentally found my jackoff sock cuz' I forgot to hide it.
by me.....)()( March 26, 2008
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jackoff in the box

Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.
Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?
by andy1 May 27, 2005
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jackoff addict

When you have a hot horny chick and instead of doing her you go and masterbate to porn in the bathroom on the toilet .... cum in a piece of toilet paper and not flush. Then pretend u were taking a shower. Or only have sex 1 1/2 times in a year type.
Knock knock.... on bathroom door!

no answer....... whispering "well thats my little jackoff addict"
by confusedgirlwantstocumcuzhim October 03, 2013
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jackoff hands

the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and dick.
eli: whats up dude
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!
by eli jackson April 04, 2009
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Jetpack Jackoff

The act of violently cumming inside a female causing her to violently fly off your dick.
Me: Yeah, I gave Audrey a Jetpack Jackoff last night!
by romeguy82 April 01, 2018
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