Public Display of Infection 

A public incident which subjects others to one's own germs/ diseases.

"That guy made no effort whatsoever to cover his sneeze. That was a total Public Display of Infection."

Public Display of Infection by Pepe-Ramón September 30, 2007

Listerine infection 

Listerine infection refers to a medical condition caused by the excessive use of listerine or similar antiseptic solutions used to maintain oral hygiene. Its symptoms include a rise in temperature, walking sideways, stalking your exes new girlfriend, a bitter taste in your mouth, cardiac insufficiency and apoplectic stroke like symptoms. If you notice any of the before mention symptoms immediately stream “Becky’s so hot” by Fletcher and presave her debut album “girl of my dreams”.

Listerine infection is a bad taste - Fletcher

I heard Cari has a bad listerine infection

Listerine infection by Fletcherssohot July 28, 2022

infuckingfected 

To be infuckingfected is to be infected personally or to have your computer infected and to be so fucking mad about it that you could burst a Goddamn blood vessel.

Argghhh! My fucking computer is infuckingfected!

infuckingfected by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.

Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!

One Direction Infection by Shannonloves1D January 23, 2011

some sort of an infection from shaving or something 

This is genital herpes.

I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.

some sort of an infection from shaving or something by Doctor Chivago March 7, 2008

bitch infection 

SYMPTOMS INCLUDE: Ability to make others feel like total sacks of crap for no reason; causes others to turn to stone with a mere glance; condescends continuously, followed by backhanded self-serving compliments; practices emotional terrorism with reckless abandon.

"I'm sure she bites the heads off of kittens for fun! Textbook bitch infection!"

bitch infection by anonymous34 May 5, 2007

infuckincredible 

something that is just so insane or wild, that you have to combine fuck with incredible

"That Shit is infuckincredible" - Tom
"What?" - Jamie
"Doug sent me a picture of your sisters tits to my phone"

infuckincredible by NY Killa914 March 27, 2009