Hob Knocker

A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.

(Girl talking to her friend): You had anal sex with those two famous actors just to become more popular? And you liked it?! You're such a hob knocker!

Hob Knocker by UKer_88 February 12, 2009

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hob knocker

a guy who stares at girls boobs all the time

geez, christian is such a hob knocker-sam
(christian staring at Sam's boobs)

hob knocker by ;)hrnyallthetime May 25, 2010

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Hob Knocker

An old Australian, possibly English word, meaning Party. Generally used by old people and/or people who live in the outback.

Mate, I'm wasted, that was a real Hob Knocker last night.

Hob Knocker by boblmao2 August 1, 2009

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Hob Knocker

A negative, zero social life, loser who knocks other peoples hobbies. Wether they be hunting to football to BMx to D&D, a Hob Knocker will tear down what some people choose to do with their free time, compared to a Hob Knocker who sits on his/her ass in his parents basement looking at pictures and youtube videos of people actually doing shit with their lives.

Regular Guy: I'm going camping this weekend, what about you?

Hob Knocker: *scoffs* Camping??!?! What is this brokeback mountain? So lame.

Regular Women: I'm going to paint a few pictures over summer break!

Hob Knocker: LOL! FAIL! Painting!?!!? You're not making any money on that crap you call painting, so why continue?

Young Kid: I'm going to go BMX riding with my friends!

Hob Knocker: Seriously? What happend when you fall on your ass and crack your head open? YOU COULD DIE! LOL

Young Kid:.....You Hob Knockers have no lives what so ever.

Hob Knocker: *cries on the inside*

Hob Knocker by Danny Danger July 20, 2010