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Handholding 

It is a type of expression used by people by using their hand and holding another one, you are able to do this to any hands, even your own.
The act itself is indecent, unchristian, and will make you pregnant if you don't have protection like gloves.
The government does not advise you to participate in this act,you should stop immediately if you try to act upon it, or have feelings to do it.
Man: "Holds hands with Woman"
Woman: NONONO LET GO OF ME YOU CREEP MY FATHER SAID HANDHOLDING WILL MAKE ME PREGNANT, I DONT WANT TO BE A MOTHER THIS EARLY ON
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hand-held darkness eliminator 

An awesomely descriptive name for a flashlight (or torch if you hail outside the United States).
Peter: Hey Steve, would you be so kind as to let me borrow your flashlight?

Steve: Oh, you mean my hand-held darkness eliminator? You can on the condition that you swear to guard and protect it with your life, for its powers are unmeasurable and should not be toyed with by mere mortals!

Peter: So. . . does that mean it's like solar powered or something?

Hand-held wank 

A hand-held wank is were someone looks at porn on a hand-held device such as ''mobile phone'' or ''I pod/ I phone'' and then pleasures themself to it.
Jim: Hey Jack how come you got so much porn on your iphone?

Jack: No reason

Barry: I bet its because he likes to use it for Hand-held wanks
Hand-held wank by xX glennard Xx August 23, 2009

Handholding 

When people tie their pubes together.
Handholding before marriage is gross man. I think its gross after too.
Handholding by Sh111 October 27, 2020

hand held game

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.
hand held game by MITB April 23, 2006

Handhead 

Where you give a guy a hand job while also giving him a blow job
So you gave him handhead!?!
Handhead by Handheadroad November 29, 2017
Adjective: Treats people like idiots and giving them no freedom to teach them something obvious that they already know.
"I was doing this handholdy tutorial that kept explaining me how WASD works and forcing me to move like an idiot to prove them that I obviously knew how to move."
-"Wow, did the devs think that this game was going to be played by babies or something?"