A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
by Saints September 22, 2003
by Mrs. Handsome September 22, 2010
Devil incarnate. A direct relative of the dinosaurs. The most evil and devious being to ever roam the Earth, right after Adolf Hitler.
by Gregory Swan June 2, 2020
A type of waterfowl that likes to honk. They are typically not very friendly, very territorial, and like bread a lot.
Human: “Look brother, a goose”
Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”
Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”
by Goose expert May 6, 2020
Alice - Hey, I ate your potato
Me - BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT YOU GOOSE!!
Alice - Well, you know what they say - Never trust a Goose!
Me - BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT YOU GOOSE!!
Alice - Well, you know what they say - Never trust a Goose!
by TheOreoLermaniac February 18, 2015
Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.
Always associated in my mind with a British accent....
Always associated in my mind with a British accent....
by badmartialarts October 15, 2004
Goose It(goos it), v., goosed it, goosing it (1). When one gives way to all reason to complete a set task. (2). Just Do It
Two cops are sitting in their patrol car hidden in the bushes next to a stop sign. A car goes flying threw the stop sign at 45mph. One cop turns to the other and says, "Wow, he really goosed it through the stop sign!"
A soccer team is in the locker room getting ready for a game.
Player 1: "I forgot my cleats at home"
Player 2: "Just Goose It"
"Goose It over to the store quick"
"Goose It off that cliff"
"This is a perfect rail to Goose It down"
"The cops! Everybody Goose It outta here!"
A soccer team is in the locker room getting ready for a game.
Player 1: "I forgot my cleats at home"
Player 2: "Just Goose It"
"Goose It over to the store quick"
"Goose It off that cliff"
"This is a perfect rail to Goose It down"
"The cops! Everybody Goose It outta here!"
by Ian and the Ringeisen's December 6, 2005