Fudge 

To gay males, Fecal matter is like candy, and they call it
Fudge.

Gay man: What a sweet anus you have! I want to keep licking the fudge out of it, but I know you want me to pack it for you.
Other Gay Man: Please do. Then I can have some too when you're done."
Gay man: "Ok, you can clean my fudge sicker after I've opened your gape."
Other Gay Man: "I love you almost as much as the taste of my own excrement!"

Fudge by FaqBasher January 12, 2022

Fudge 

Very tasty chocolate like treat.

That stuff that comes out of your butt tastes absolutely NOTHING like fudge!

Fudge by lolokthatfunny November 15, 2009

fudge 

A last minute substitute word. It is used most commonly when one catches ones self about to drop an f bomb within ear shot of small children. The "fu" sound of this word is generally drawn out as this is the initial period in which the realization of the mistake is made. People with slower reflexes will sometimes utter a similar word: "fuck-udge..."

1. Little kid: "Can you read me a story?"

Randy: "Sure." Grabs book "Once upon a time.... aw fuuu...udge, i just got a paper cut..."

2. Parent: "This is my kid, Brady."

Tim: Notices that small child has a swastika tattoo "what the fuck-udge...."

Parent: "What was that?"

Tim: "Fudge... i said fudge..."

fudge by whattheface July 8, 2011

fudge 

(n.) a first-year law firm attorney who does bankruptcy work at the bidding of any associate who demands it at any hour

Yo why are you still here stapling some 2nd-years documents for him, you acting like a fudge.

fudge by ndot4life January 28, 2009

Fudge 

What lame 11 year olds say instead of fuck, it is used when your mad, but in polite company such as the pope.

fudge! I have a brain tumor and have three weeks left to live!

Fudge by Willtreme May 27, 2007

fudge 

what you say when you know you are totally screwed.

Ehhh, fudge, you mean its seriously due tomorrow?

fudge by Carleigh135 February 28, 2010

fudge 

As in make it longer without putting a ton of work in.

Hey bro, want me to fudge your sermon?

fudge by bruuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh March 29, 2015