by seth wants dreads July 17, 2003
Guy: "Hey, you need some fuckage in your life!"
Girl: "I dont need any fuckage. Don't fuckage with me!"
Girl: "I dont need any fuckage. Don't fuckage with me!"
by Shapow! December 14, 2010
Fuckage is all the things that that make it a pain in the ass when doing something .
The sum total of those things that make you say "FUCK" out of flustration.
The sum total of those things that make you say "FUCK" out of flustration.
by jp5er December 29, 2010
When A Male Sticks His Wad Between Two Melon Sized Fuck Balls And Cums All Over The Bitches Chest With Splatter Everywhere And Red Titties.
by Bert Backaracalack October 29, 2004
by Roger October 13, 2003
A unit of measurement used to determine how much fuck is currently in any given situation, whether it be literal sexual intercourse or figuratively, as profanity.
Ex 1: Guy: *walks in on orgy* “Woah! That’s a lot of fuckage!”
Ex. 2: Guy 1: “Bro my girl is pregnant! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck what do I do man?”
Guy 2: “Hey man calm down. Take a deep breath, ease off the fuckage.”
Ex. 2: Guy 1: “Bro my girl is pregnant! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck what do I do man?”
Guy 2: “Hey man calm down. Take a deep breath, ease off the fuckage.”
by The Armerg Dictionary April 14, 2019