Four loko is a 23.5 oz "alcopop" that is 12% abv, that is
1. Guaranteed to get you drunk
2. Guaranteed to prevent your drunk ass from falling asleep
1. Guaranteed to get you drunk
2. Guaranteed to prevent your drunk ass from falling asleep
I was up all night drinkin' that four loko.
by schlingalang April 25, 2010
Joe: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?
George: I drank a Four Loko and..
Joe: 'Nuff said.
George: I drank a Four Loko and..
Joe: 'Nuff said.
by MorningAfter August 18, 2010
the most amazing malt liquor with a high alcoholic percentage. just one gets you fucked up no matter your size. want to get extra fucked up? drink two. but you might throw up. you'll already do stupid shit and be drunk as fawk on just one. punch flavour is alright, I like watermelon better. some people can't stand watermelon. there's other flavours too.
"hey, angela, you wanna let's hit up the spur stop again this friday night and get some four lokos?!"
"hell yeah! I love four loko so fucking much! I'm gonna get two!!"
"angela just one will fuck you up. please do not throw up in my car again."
"oh i know. i'm drinking one tonight and hiding the other in my room so i can drink when i'm bored...."
"hell yeah! I love four loko so fucking much! I'm gonna get two!!"
"angela just one will fuck you up. please do not throw up in my car again."
"oh i know. i'm drinking one tonight and hiding the other in my room so i can drink when i'm bored...."
by gitCRUNK October 16, 2009
Malt liquor that contains 11% alcohol and caffine, along with a mix of other shit. One 24oz. will most likely get you fuckin' shit-canned. One is all you need. It can get you just as fucked up, if not more, as a few shots of tequila.
Can come in various flavors like Fruit Punch and Orange. May taste like acetone. I know mine did.
Can come in various flavors like Fruit Punch and Orange. May taste like acetone. I know mine did.
by Wasabimoto August 27, 2009
The only alcoholic beverage you cant go around saying "In an Irish accent I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet" before you start drinking...because after you #2, you will be forced to believe them
Them: Dude, you are totally going to black out if you drink all 3 of those Four Loko drinks..."
Me: In an Irish accent I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
Me(4 hours later in the bathroom): ...shit....its purple...
Me(10 minutes later on the bathroom floor): ZzzzzZZzz
Me: In an Irish accent I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
Me(4 hours later in the bathroom): ...shit....its purple...
Me(10 minutes later on the bathroom floor): ZzzzzZZzz
by DucatiHottie November 22, 2010
Man, I drank a four loko last night and woke up next to some naked girl... I still don't know her name!
by kevdix November 29, 2009
The craziest shit out! Loko is a crazy alcoholic energy drink that has 11% alcohol and tastes like Hawaiian Punch
by Kelly Kel October 7, 2008