decoy bacon 

The bacon that acts as a decoy so certain bacon remains uneaten.

I'm so glad I had that plate of decoy bacon, otherwise I would have no dinner.

decoy bacon by BruisedWillis February 17, 2010

Decoy Beans 

Beans, pinto or black, carried in a pouch used to distract an opponent

*throws decoy beans* " I was utterly distracted by these beans my opponent has escaped"

Decoy Beans by Frijole Mexican Mexican May 19, 2008

decoy bottle 

when you keep a small amount of liquor in, say a fifth bottle to distract from the secret, half gallon bottle hidden somehere. to have NO liquor in the freezer would be suspicious. this keeps the party from being at your house too long if friends drop by.

I'm glad we ditched Joe at the bar but now what, we drank all your liquor? Naw man that was just the decoy bottle i got a half gal. in the dresser!

decoy bottle by rodger leininger December 14, 2007

decoy pack

(noun) an empty cigarette pack that is intentionally kept (not crushed or thrown away) so when someone tries to bum a cigarette it can be used to justify not giving them one.

guy1: what a party last night! man you got any cigarettes?
guy2: I'm all out. (gestures to decoy pack on coffee table.)
guy1: I guess I'll have to go get more then.
guy2: see ya.
(guy1 leaves)
(guy2 pulls fresh pack from pocket and lights one up.)

decoy pack by phillydrifter December 15, 2010

Decoy Food 

The food that you buy for the greedy room mate who has a tendency to steal your food and not buy their own.

I was so pissed at her eating all my food that i had to start buying cheap decoy food just for her. Hey, it worked!

Decoy Food by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011

decoy shart

A fart that sounds like a shart but isn't wet.

Dude that was a decoy shart thank god!

decoy shart by JackenTheBox April 20, 2017

decoy browsing 

browsing innocent items whilst eyeing up what your actually in the shop for.

a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing
or 2) shoplift

1) simmo went into the corner shop for his latest issue of zoo but decided to decoy browse the fishing mags until his auntie stella left the shop

2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag

decoy browsing by Lloydski5000 September 26, 2007