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david beckham 

A talented midfielder known for deadly free-kicks, crosses, and ability to work with dead balls. Reached stardom wearing his lucky #7 shirt at Manchester United, where he left in 2003 to join Spanish team Real Madrid as #23. He has recently signed a deal with MLS LA Galaxy and will join in 2006. A global icon known all over the world.
How did David Beckham play for Real Madrid yesterday?
HE WAS FREAKIN FABULOUS..HE HAD ONE ASSIST & WAS THE MAN OF THE MATCH!!
david beckham by kakafan07 June 17, 2007
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david beckham 

An un-talented chav with too much money. Plays football, a game in which dumb men that couldn't get any qualificatios at school chase a little ball and think that they look great doing it.

DAVID BECKHAM 

the fittest man on the planet!
he is soooo sexy!
he is sooo fit and he is a great footballer with a great body... yes it IS david beckham!! mmmmmmmmmm!! yummie!
DAVID BECKHAM by GIRL March 14, 2005

David Beckham 

A God

A Footballer in England, a socer fag in America

a cool guy
Alex: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! Fuck YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Look at his fucking amazing ass body/face
I want to just go over there and rape him right now

Tony: shut up

david beckham 

Kaelis freaking bomb the house dad...aka the krispy kreme gangsta of futbol!
hey your skills are weak, check out mine they're david beckham!
david beckham by annabelle16 March 4, 2008

David Beckham 

A very skilled, very attractive, very popular soccer(football) player. He is married to Victoria Beckham and they have 3 sons. David Beckham is quite possibly the sexiest man alive.
Lexy: Did you hear!?
Nora: What?
Lexy: David Beckham just scored 3 goals in one game!!!
Nora: Wow! He's soo skilled and soo hott! I want to meet him so badly!
David Beckham by LadyLex13 July 9, 2010

David Beckham effect

Someone having a voice you totally don't expect
Person: Oh that guy, Tracy Chapman has awesome songs...

Me: Dude it's a woman

Person: Oh, I got struck by the David Beckham effect
David Beckham effect by Migh August 9, 2009