crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

crapping you negative by FelixPen June 1, 2006

Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.

If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.

Chopping timber by CbenC September 10, 2009

coppington 

the act of taking/ buying something from a store. similar to cop

girl one: this shirt is cute, should i coppington?
girl two: COPPINGTONNNNNNNNNNNN

coppington by hossyhoss August 7, 2018

Cripping 

A verb used by Crip Gang members and Gang wannabes which means doing gang related stuff ranging from wearing crip clothes & using crip slang to commiting violent/ non violent crimes.

“You always be cripping.”

Cripping by Green_Tea_Addict May 7, 2019

Copping babes

When someone of the male species attempts to acquire smash and persuade a girl to make questionable life choices through advanced runz techniques and an over the top smile and almost stalker like persistence to follow the female when she comes around.
Securing her as the shorty or bag on his sc who he can send "u up" texts at any time and brag about to his friends as if she had no say in the matter or no personality except the piece of bag you wish to secure.

Guy: Yoooo, that runzgod bukunmi, is copping babes again.

Student 1: The school put a ban on copping babes
Student 2: Forget that! Imma go secure that bag.

Copping babes by Domino the kr33d May 21, 2019

Karate chopping the meatloaf. 

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.

He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.

Karate chopping the meatloaf. by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015

crapping flu 

when a person has the stomach flu and continues to visit the bathroom to take a crap every 5 minutes

i have been going to the bathroom nonstop. i have the crapping flu.

crapping flu by betbug February 11, 2009