If wen you was younger playing hide and go get some and the one who no one likes tells te teachr, they was crooked, cause they were hating
by BABY PAC November 29, 2003

(adj.) used to describe a particular circumstance or thing which one highly favors, most often a replacement for synonyms such as good, preferable, awesome, etc.
"Man, that new PS2 game is crooked to the max, dog!"
"Did you notice how sexy that girl was!? She is totally crooked!"
"DUDE! Your new ride is crooked, man!"
"Yo momma sure can cook one damn crooked meal!"
"Did you notice how sexy that girl was!? She is totally crooked!"
"DUDE! Your new ride is crooked, man!"
"Yo momma sure can cook one damn crooked meal!"
by Anger E September 29, 2006

the wicked black guy in 'Of Mice And Men', who just mutters about how bad it is to be black and have a dodgy back. He's a funny guy.
by AMCROOKS April 14, 2009

by Duscy October 17, 2013

Something hood and ghetto. Often used in a bad text, or to describe a person or place. If you've ever seen a man in his car sitting way back in his chair and listening to the bass pounding, you have seen a crooked guy.
by straight.up.g June 23, 2009

The name an old person gives to a criminal. Especially the government during the Nixon Administration that old people remember
Granny: That there man is a crook!
Grandson: grandma nobody uses the word crooks anymore except for old people like you
Grandson: grandma nobody uses the word crooks anymore except for old people like you
by stoner63 November 21, 2010

That boy over there is crooked.
by Names of words of wordly words July 05, 2019
