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1.
When somebody gives you a look with one particular eye almost as if they have a lazy eye because they find you or your children annoying.
My supposed friend gave my baby the crooked eye when she got into my car.
by Dolores Machado December 30, 2009
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2.
a strong drink, usually with a relatively large amount of liquor in it, such as that 25% total volume is alcohol. Named for the rapid intoxication and associated blurred vision.
yo blood, hook me up with a jug of that crooked eye, I'm bout to get fucked up
by SistaFista August 25, 2011
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