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Using a condom and being protected, will avoid you from being on shows like, The Maury and Jerry Springer show.
"ah hell nah, I ain't this babies daddy Maury, ah hell nah, she sleep wit dem otha guyz, I wear a condom on that ho"
"This ain't ma child, look at dat ugly childs face, she a ho Maury"
"This ain't ma child, look at dat ugly childs face, she a ho Maury"
Condom by Josh ye ye February 23, 2008
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Condom by Joel Summerhays November 20, 2003
condom
is a rubber baby preventer.
it usually goes on a penis.
not meant to be blown up as a balloon.
It catches all the white squirmy thingys so they dont go into the girl.
if you use it you will not create a tiny little baby, but if you dont use it you will get fat. and 9 months later you will find yourself in the hospital giving birth.
use a condom young men.
it usually goes on a penis.
not meant to be blown up as a balloon.
It catches all the white squirmy thingys so they dont go into the girl.
if you use it you will not create a tiny little baby, but if you dont use it you will get fat. and 9 months later you will find yourself in the hospital giving birth.
use a condom young men.
condom by __ellolove__ May 23, 2009
condom
A light inexpensive piece of rubber that fits over the penis, designed for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases and/or the prevention of impregnation, during sexual intercourse. Strongly recommended by health professionals everywhere, this unique invention has still become widely un-popular in Australia and America.
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After a long night of slobbering over each other, Rick and Mary decided to go hard at it in the parklands. Condoms not being terribly trendy, Rick decided to continue without. Mary agreed and thought this was a smashing idea.
condom by Gay Sebastian May 5, 2005
Condom
One day Johnny and Jane decided to have intercourse. Jane asked Johnny if he had a condom and he said of course he didn't, condoms were for faggots and pussies, and he was neither. Well they had sex, and poor Johnny had premature ejaculation before he could pull out. 1 month later, Jane tells Johnny that she had Herpes and that he is most likely now positive for it. She is also pregnant. 8 months later, a kid comes around (luckily no Herpes because of today's medicines)and Jane decides that she cannot take care of the child. She gives the child to Johnny, in which Johnny's wife Mary, finally finds out about the wrongful deed and divorces Johnny. If only he had worn a Condom
Condom by Andrew Shea August 23, 2004